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Bernardo Moreno is an American and Colombian politician and businessman serving since 2025 as the senior United States senator from Ohio. A member of the Republican Party, He first sought office in 2022, when he ran for the U.S. Senate, but withdrew before the Republican primary. In the 2024 election, he won the Republican nomination and defeated Democratic incumbent Sherrod Brown.
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Rusted Eyes Awake is the second full-length studio album by the Arizona-based metal band Landmine Marathon. The album was originally released on Level Plane Records in October 2008, and was the second full-length Landmine Marathon release on that label, the first of which was Wounded. It was also the last release of the band before the label ended operations. The album was reissued by Prosthetic Records on August 18, 2009.
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