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{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Guatemalan Revolution","displaytitle":"Guatemalan Revolution","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5614269","titles":{"canonical":"Guatemalan_Revolution","normalized":"Guatemalan Revolution","display":"Guatemalan Revolution"},"pageid":32070455,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/Juntagobierno1944.jpg/330px-Juntagobierno1944.jpg","width":320,"height":239},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Juntagobierno1944.jpg","width":960,"height":716},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285155004","tid":"34ceea7d-173a-11f0-9644-d8bcb083d98c","timestamp":"2025-04-12T01:05:21Z","description":"Popular Political Revolution in Guatemala","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guatemalan_Revolution","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guatemalan_Revolution?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guatemalan_Revolution?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Guatemalan_Revolution"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guatemalan_Revolution","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Guatemalan_Revolution","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guatemalan_Revolution?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Guatemalan_Revolution"}},"extract":"The period in the history of Guatemala between the coups against Jorge Ubico in 1944 and Jacobo Árbenz in 1954 is known locally as the Revolution. It has also been called the Ten Years of Spring, highlighting the peak years of representative democracy in Guatemala from 1944 until the end of the civil war in 1996. It saw the implementation of social, political, and especially agrarian reforms that were influential across Latin America.","extract_html":"
The period in the history of Guatemala between the coups against Jorge Ubico in 1944 and Jacobo Árbenz in 1954 is known locally as the Revolution. It has also been called the Ten Years of Spring, highlighting the peak years of representative democracy in Guatemala from 1944 until the end of the civil war in 1996. It saw the implementation of social, political, and especially agrarian reforms that were influential across Latin America.
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