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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's blue and not very heavy?","punchline":"Light blue.","id":265}
{"fact":"The strongest climber among the big cats, a leopard can carry prey twice its weight up a tree.","length":94}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fake noodle?","punchline":"An impasta.","id":203}
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{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
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