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{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}

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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}

{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}

{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}

{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}

{"type":"general","setup":"what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?","punchline":"a labracadabrador","id":200}