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Staurostoma is a genus of cnidarians of the family Laodiceidae. The genus contains two described species.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do birds give out on Halloween?","punchline":"Tweets.","id":187}
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{"type":"standard","title":"The KGB and Soviet Disinformation","displaytitle":"The KGB and Soviet Disinformation","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q30325427","titles":{"canonical":"The_KGB_and_Soviet_Disinformation","normalized":"The KGB and Soviet Disinformation","display":"The KGB and Soviet Disinformation"},"pageid":54209301,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/The_KGB_and_Soviet_Disinformation.jpg","width":259,"height":383},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/The_KGB_and_Soviet_Disinformation.jpg","width":259,"height":383},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280767265","tid":"f933200b-0250-11f0-8c21-d684499aaf2b","timestamp":"2025-03-16T10:25:25Z","description":"Book by Ladislav Bittman","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_KGB_and_Soviet_Disinformation","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_KGB_and_Soviet_Disinformation?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_KGB_and_Soviet_Disinformation?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_KGB_and_Soviet_Disinformation"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_KGB_and_Soviet_Disinformation","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_KGB_and_Soviet_Disinformation","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_KGB_and_Soviet_Disinformation?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_KGB_and_Soviet_Disinformation"}},"extract":"The KGB and Soviet Disinformation: An Insider's View is a 1983 non-fiction book by Lawrence Martin-Bittman, a former intelligence officer specializing in disinformation for the Czech Intelligence Service and retired professor of disinformation at Boston University. The book is about the KGB's use of disinformation and information warfare during the Soviet Union period.","extract_html":"
The KGB and Soviet Disinformation: An Insider's View is a 1983 non-fiction book by Lawrence Martin-Bittman, a former intelligence officer specializing in disinformation for the Czech Intelligence Service and retired professor of disinformation at Boston University. The book is about the KGB's use of disinformation and information warfare during the Soviet Union period.
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